introducing the bPhone

now you may think that the new iPhone 3G is the greatest thing since the invention of little mustard and ketchup packets, but i tell you it has nothing on the bPhone. that’s b as in banana phone.

if you ever had a young toddler and a fruit bowl together in the same house then chances are you’ve used the bPhone. although it’s been around since the dawn of time it’s still a popular favorite with the 3ft and under crowd and those still developing their words.

sure it may not double as an internet browser or email machine, but then again when was the last time you paid $200+ for a banana? no, these ingenious gadgets of communication can be picked up in a bundle pack of 6 for less than $3 bucks at most participating retailers.

and you also can’t play music or watch videos, but you can watch the bPhone itself blend in the blender to make your favorite smoothie, or milkshake.

the reception is also crystal clear. (as long as you’re calling someone else also using a bPhone and they are within 5ft range of you physically)

to show you just how much fun you could have with your toddler and his/her new bPhone, i’ve included a short video of me and rachel using our own bPhones out in the real world.

rachel loves it so much she could talk for hours on her bPhone, plus the fact that it’s also great for breakfast or a late night snack.

PS. please be aware that even though you’re particular model should have a similar size and shape as the ones shown in the video, yours may vary slightly. also be aware that there is only a limited warranty on the bPhone, usually only 36 hours.

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  1. I was always a fan of the bPhone myself. Although I never really enjoyed it’s many other uses. But all the same, it makes a great, “just because I love you” gift.

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